One-Liners #15
A six-foot-nine barber is a cut above the rest.
Those who engineer faucets are cool under pressure.
She sold freezers by making cold calls.
He gave up playing chess, and went on to a checkered career.
He was wheeled into the operating room, and then had a change of heart.
When he gave his wife a necklace he got a chain reaction.
Outfielders are always shouting some catch phrase.
His dairy herd became a cash cow.
It was raining cats and dogs. There were poodles all over the road.
People who hate the marines are rotten to the corps.
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