A Great Joke

One Liners #10

Everyone hits a brick wall now and then; the trick is not to do it with your head.

People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.

People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects.

Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.

I stayed in a really, really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

Repeating what others have said requires education; challenging it requires brains.