One Liners #4
A
good wife is God's smile from heaven.
A
man should give his wife a hand around the house but most wives are not
happy with applause.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
A crisis is when you cannot say, "let's just forget the whole thing."
First impressions are often lasting; especially if they're made by a
car bumper.
I saw an ad on TV last night for a mouthwash that guarantees to kill
all known germs. But who wants a mouthful of dead germs?
Bumper Sticker: Bonzo Snacks: The dog food so good, it doesn't need a
slogan.
I'd much rather work in New York than Los Angeles. For a start, you
get paid three hours earlier.
You know what they say: Out of the mouth of babes comes... cereal.
I'm not bald. I'm just too tall for my hair!
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