One Liners #7
Fear not my insanity, fear the mind it protects.
Do not disturb. I had a hard enough time getting turbed in the first place.
I stayed in a really, really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
Repeating what others have said requires education; challenging it requires brains.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts!
My antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
Expansion slots: The extra holes in your belt buckle.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I like to paint passing lines on curved roads.
Expect the best, prepare for the worst and capitalize on what comes.
Husband for sale - remote included.
Love, honor and negotiate!
Real women don't have hot flashes they have power surges!
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