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One-Liners
#12 -My neighbor plays a lot of golf. He claims his handicap is his clubs. -I know a deli-owner who can't wait for the last day on earth. He claims he'll make a fortune on orders to go.. -A hardware store that sells propane had this sign out front: 'Tank heaven for little grills.' -A dentist posted this sign in his office: 'Floss that bridge when you come to it.' A sign posted in a credit union said: 'A loan again? See us.' Two contact sports: football and Christmas shopping. -If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you're overdressed. -It's hard to be fit as a fiddle, when you're shaped like a cello. -Never eat any product on which the listed ingredients cover more than one third of the package.
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