A Mix Bag of Riddles

When will the mathematician die?

When his number is up.

Why couldn't the fans get soda pop at the double-header?

Because the home team lost the opener.

What's the quickest way to make oil boil?

Add the letter -B.

How do make fruit punch.

Give it boxing lessons.

If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?

Five after nine.

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