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Bag of Short Joke
From a witness of an accident in Appalachia:
A witness was called to the stand to testify about a head-on automobile collision he had observed from his front porch. “Whose fault was the wreck?” the lawyer asked.
“Well, the best I could see,” he said, “They hit each other at about the same time.”
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What did the sensitive composer say when he heard that an orchestra leader was down on his luck?
Send him my symphony.
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What's the difference between a musician and a savings bond?
One of them eventually matures and earns money.
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Why did Steve put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
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